good grief. why has no-one ever told me about this web site? googled 'ascii' (looking for porn) and this was one of the highest ones. he's been doing it since 1997, and he's got as far as "Han and Luke enter the detention block, April 20th 2003". more!

you may have noticed no mp3 or quote of the week. so... mp3 of the week.
several people have said quoteable goodness but i was always too tired/drunk/dead to remember, so just think of something witty.

grillyx