Tuesday

what if..

during a production of waiting for godot, someone gets up from the audience and says, "hello! it's godot! i'm here!" the actors ignore her, and the steward comes and escorts her out. but the audience member is a plant, an actor actually playing the part of godot - and the characters vladimir and estragon sadly have been waiting for so long, that when godot comes, they do not recognise her.

either the personality test has moved on quite a way, or i've become a sap, because i found these two quite enjoyable:

the 'why are you single?' test






Male Best Friend


You're always there, you're nice, you're the shoulder to cry on, you
get along just fine, why won't she/he date you? you're the "male best
friend"

DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that
he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much.
She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're
a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the
equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company
saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are
looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use
your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But,
we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably
an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but
still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you
from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.








My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 79% on despair
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You scored higher than 3% on potential
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You scored higher than 58% on feelings
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You scored higher than 48% on patience




john walker's 'are you good enough to exist?' test








Worthless Human

You managed 70% Humanity.

Here's why you're evil: You're propably aware of how incredibly
irritating and frustrating you are. And yet you do it anyway.
Those scoring lower than you will obviously suffer the same miserable
fate, but you - you're going to be conscious of what's happening to you. But still too dimwitted to rescue yourself.

You are definately a horrible person, and you are hereby banned from all public places, including roads.






My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 26% on Humanity


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