she said.
"how much is too much?" i replied.
"shut up, david."
i have accepted my alter ego at work. it is okay for me to be 'david' there. i try to be grilly there too.
i literally punched the air and said "yes!" less than a minute ago, because i sucessfully et all of a marks and spencer ready meal. i rock!
now it's time for a bagel to stop me being any more hungry.
and then ultima underworld 2.
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i'm not sure why you didn't say "you don't think enough you worthless piece of gutter meat"
probably followed with "go back to the pig farm where you belong"
or something vauge but nasty about shit (even better if but in a degrading sexual context)
maybe a simple "DONKEY PUNCH BIATCH"
*sigh*
eating shit, that is..
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