there's this episode of the muppets where fozzy starts doing jokes on any subject, so statler and waldorf shout out 'amoeba!'. fozzy ignores them.

here is my joke on the subject of amoeba.

did you here about the single-celled bomb disposal expert, who could negate explosive threats by osmosis? it de-fused them through a semi-permeable membrane!

not exactly off the cuff, but i'm glad i found the humour.
Post a Comment