if they held an award cermony for the best witticism of the year, would it be called the 'turner phrase'?

i'm currently working on a joke with the punchline 'raleigh drowned him' but i can't make it grammatically make sense because you'd have to say '_they_ raleigh drowned him' and it breaks the sentance structure. bah. anyone got any ideas (other than 'give up')?
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