personality tests generally stink

however, this is the most acuarate one i've ever done.

I Am A: Neutral Good Gnome Bard Ranger


Alignment:
Neutral Good characters believe in the power of good above all else. They will work to make the world a better place, and will do whatever is necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered 'normal'.


Race:
Gnomes are also short, like dwarves, but much skinnier. They have no beards, and are very inclined towards technology, although they have been known to dabble in magic, too. They tend to be fun-loving and fond of jokes and humor. Some gnomes live underground, and some live in cities and villages. They are very tolerant of other races, and are generally well-liked, though occasionally considered frivolous.


Primary Class:
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.


Secondary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.


Deity:
Oghma is the Neutral Good god of knowledge and invention. He is also known as the Binder of What is Known, and is the Patron of Bards. His followers believe that knowledge reigns supreme, and is the basis for everything else that is done. They wear white shirts and pants, with a black and gold braided vest, and a small, box-like hat. All priests of Oghma are known as Loremasters. Oghma's symbol is a scroll.


Find out What D&D Character Are You?, courtesy ofNeppyMan (e-mail)



here's another, less acuarate but more fun:

draw a pig personality tester


results:
they are a realist.
they are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do they remember dates
they are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
they are insecure or are living through a period of major change.
they are a good listener

you can't wait for paddington bear, 2005: episode 2.

i appear to have a job, although it's not been made that clear yet. chris said something about "a couple of weeks and we'll see where we are", there are advantages to the casual attidute but i don't have much security at the moment. i did sign something, and it did look a bit like a job contract. but it was the kind of anonymous paper that looked very easy to lose, tear or burn. i don't want to get doosed this early on so i won't say any more (even if this is at home.. i know it won't be long before someone at work (let alone you, barney 87) finds this blog and trawls through it looking for dirt.

i just got this hilarious email from ugsocial (which i will lose access to in a month:

Subject: Do u need pills, replica watches or other stuff?

body: Just mail me back, i will find the best way to buy it.

maybe it's a clue - we should ask if s/he can get hold of dan brown's address..

by the way, an update to my music dowloads: last month totalled off at 772. i think that's quite impressive.

and the most impressive thing about charlie and the chocolate factory is a cameo from two dog walkers.. i couldn't believe it, but it's possibly not as crazy as david schnieder in mission impossible.