arse fetish

didyouhear about the bottom enthusiast who died, smothered in a face-sitting session gone wrong?

the coroner returned a verdict of death by ass fixation.

A triptych

What do you call a priest that excorises mucus demons?
Deacon gestant.

Why is prince excited that his new year's eve ticket cost under 20 quid?
'Cause tonight he's going to party like it's £19.99.

What's the difference between a healthy horse and a wealthy whore?
One's BrighT eyed and the other's a Thai Bride.

(thanks to dan for help with the feed on the last joke)

memegeddon

moar funny pictures

mount batten

so something i find slightly embarrassing happened on sunday at band practice. it was the first full band rehearsal with new bass player alex, meaning i'll have to update the fambly tree. we're aiming for half new songs at our first gig under a different name, and are still open to suggestions, with 'doppler gang' currently leading the pack. so i suggested 'amon göth', because his name sounds metal and tolkienian, like, you know, amon amarth, or amon tobin.

then some smart alec piped up that amon tobin is actually his real name. no, i said, he's named after a mountain in lord of the rings, 'cause it sounds cool. like amon amarth, you know, mount doom.

i checked with the wiki; amon tobin is his birth name. i'm living in a fantasy land, and worse, i think everyone else is too.

half man half biscuit videos are generally home-made and piss-poor, mainly consisting of pictures of whatever reference nigel is making, which makes this entirely proffessional effort even more welcome. it's a proper video, but based entirely around the actual song. and it doesn't even appear to be sanctioned by the band. being baffling, and based around such a dowdy pun, just makes it more brilliant.