boom boom

what do you call an irish lady who stands in the garden, keeping everybody warm?

patty o'heater!



n.b. this joke does not endorse these gas-guzzling, ineffecient, co2 emitting devices.

one frenchman says to the other...

*in dodgy french accents*
'did you 'ere about the man who tried to climb up le grand tour dans paris?'
'what, eiffel?'
'non, 'e made it to the the top, actually'

hey...

did you hear about the beetroot that apparantley committed suicide?


well, did it fall, or was it borscht?