Musics I done

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

are we not men?

how do you tell if a rock band are human?

if they pass the touring test.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

math-rock (a true story)

a rock band are about to start playing a song.

"do you need a count in?" asks the drummer.

the guitarist replies "nah, i sent off my tax returns for the year already."

Monday, March 23, 2009

teh underclass

i say, i say, i say,
did you hear about the working class man who fell out of the bottom of society?
he prole-apsed.