rachel's dream

rachel woke up on saturday and said 'i can't speak to you today'.

she'd had a dream that i wouldn't give her my last rolo. this tied in with a conversation we'd had the night before about a friend of hers who'd tried to use the whole 'last rolo' thing to get with someone, to no avail. i once again espoused my theory that 'the last rolo is no more important than any other one; you've just et a whole pack of rolos, why should you want the last one too?'.

but in the dream i'd et the whole pack, and not saved her one. and then i'd been really 'logical' about it all and said how it was just branding anyway, &c.

then she said 'i bet you'd save it for pansy'.

and i couldn't reply to that.

BEST UNINTENTIONAL GOATSE EVER

where do emo cows, sheep, and chickens live?

where do emo cows live?





sel farm!

the formula rides again

what's the difference between a tube for extracting urine from a tall mammals...
and some tough sticky-back plastic used for repairing small bottles of wine?

one's a giraffe cathetar, the other's carafe gaffa-tape!

by ruth and grilly.

did you hear

did you hear about the belfast politician who had a secret agenda?

he had an ulsteria motive.